Quotes on Birth Control

Life Quotes Birth Control

Special Quotes on Birth Control

 A crying baby is the best form of birth control. – Carole Tabron


Condoms aren’t completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one and got hit by a bus. – Bob Rubin
The best contraceptive is the word no — repeated frequently. – Margaret Smith

Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion. – Spike Milligan

Familiarity breeds contempt — and children. – Mark Twain
We all worry about the population explosion, but we don’t worry about it at the right time. – Arthur Hoppe

It is now quite lawful for a Catholic woman to avoid pregnancy by a resort to mathematics, though she is still forbidden to resort to physics or chemistry. – H.L. Mencken
It is not economical to go to bed early to save the candles if the result is twins. – Chinese Proverb
He no play-da-game. He no make-a-da rules! – Earl Butz

The best contraceptive is a glass of cold water: not before or after, but instead. – Author Unknown

I want to tell you a terrific story about oral contraception. I asked this girl to sleep with me and she said “No.” – Woody Allen

When the history of civilization is written, it will be a biological history and Margaret Sanger will be its heroine. – H.G. Wells

A birth control pill for men, that’s fair. It makes more sense to take the bullets out of the gun than to wear a bulletproof vest. – Author Unknown
For birth control, I rely on my personality. – Milt Abel

My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on. – Joan Rivers

Those who in principle oppose birth control are either incapable of arithmetic or else in favor of war, pestilence and famine as permanent features of human life. – Bertrand Russell