Funny Messages

Funny Messages and Friends

I fell into a trap of your heart that keeps me breathe and stung me freedom.

You know my doctor found my low blood sugar, then command me to dilute my drinks with your fingers. Save me my love.

Declarations of love forever is never ridiculous when they are accompanied by emeralds

Eh! durandal, you’re beautiful, clear and white with you I conquered Amyon and Brittany … and Lombardy and the entire Romagna this sword I have pain and torment

“I, when I offered a new gsm to a girlfriend, she asked me if it was vibrating. I said yes, she asked me if it was waterproof! ”

I invite you to come and live in my heart and you do not pay rent.

My experience tells that sugar dissolves in water, so please, do more walking in the rain

Meet you, was not an accident, just fate and love because you’re contagious.

Funny Quotes

You are searched by police and the love you are accused of having stolen my heart that you will be free after paying 1000 bis


Your account of love has diminished below a low level must be charged
your account before 2 days if not your love life will be disabled for
the set quickly called the number to message.

If you keep this SMS you love me if you love me you will delete it and if you do not know you wanna see me and now that you will do.

I’ll fly with you all oceans, all cities, all
mountains, all the drills you have to file my heart Guantanamo

If you keep this SMS you love me, if you delete it you love me and if you do not know you wanna see me and now that you will do.

I send you 3 flowers: the first for our friendship, loyalty and 2nd for the 3rd full of bees will sting you if you ever think of me forgetting
What did the mother of the blond before
she goes to her appointment?
If you’re not in bed at 10 am
come home!