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| April Fool |
When you feel lonely and alone
and cannot see any one around you,
The world seem to be fading away,
Come along with me,
I will take you to an
eye specialist.
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Makaya, Hakaya, rumbha,
ZumbhaTimbak, Tumba,
Jingala Jinga, Ragira,
Vagira, Helulu, Hetata,
Naraka, Hibaha.
Congatulations!!
You are Perfect AADHIVASI.
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If you save this message,
It means Iam Cute.
If you edit this, Iam still Cute.
If you forward this,
You are spreading that Iam Cute and
If you erase this, You are jealous
of me coz Iam Cute!
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Just a friendly reminder
Relationships are precious,
do not hurt them by fooling
and lying on first April..
April Fool.
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You are one of the most CUTE
persons in the world!!
Just a second, don’t
misunderstand.
CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere.
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If you are in tension,
If nothing seems right,
If you find no way out,
Then just think of me only once,
I will be always there to increase your
tensions.
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I want you to be with me
in a nice restaurant to have
Candlelight Dinner and say
those three words to you.
Pay the Bill.
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True love is like a pillow,
You can hug when you are in trouble,
You can cry when you are in pain
and you can embrace when you are happy.
So when you need true love
spend 100 bucks and buy a pillow.
WARNING!!!
This is a Virus…
When you turn your phone off
it WONT WORK AGAIN.
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Yaad hai hum pehle kahan milte the…
train ruki, khidki khuli,
nazro se nazre mili aur aapne kahan…
ALLAH KE NAAM PE KUCH DE DE BABA!!!
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I am sorry yaar, aaj tak maine
tuhe avoid kiya, kai bar tujhse
baat nahi ki, tujhse haath nahi milaya,
Sorry yaar mujhe pata nahi tha ki
khujli choone se nahi failti…
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Count S in SIHT SI WOH OT
EKAM A DIPUTS YSUB…
(hint: it should be 5)
Read caps word reversely.
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Cheese is Cheese
Butter is Butter
if you forget me
I will throw you
in Gutter.
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Ek baar kuch bandar
jungle se bhag gaye phir
wo hotel mein pahunche
unme se ek pizza kha raha tha
ek burger kha raha tha
aur kuch bade dhyan se
yeh message padh rahe the.
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Fool Se, Fool ne,
Foolon ki Foolwari me
Fool ke sath wish kiya
‘You are the most beautifool
amongst all the fools.
Happy April Fool’s Day!
Please call me,
its urgent.
Ek accident ho gaya hai.
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Aap ka hi blood group chahiye,
Please mana mat karna
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Warna
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GADHA mar jayega..
When your life is in darkness
Pray to God, ask him to free
you from darkness and after that
if you pray and you are still in
darkness, please pay your ELECTRICITY BILL
I Miss you a lot dear..
Sender:
Aishwarya Rai
+919542496632
Message Centre:
+919540099996
“Don’t get excited.
She sent it to me.”
Happy April Fool Day!
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You are the one who is CHARMING
You are the one who is INTELLIGENT
You are the one who is CUTE
and I am the one who is
spreading these RUMOURS.
If you don’t mind
If you don’t feel bad
If you don’t hesitate
please….
Give me a
K
Ki
Kis
Kiss
Kiss…
Kissan jam bottle
just Rs. 22.50 only. Soon…..
Please open this after
2 days at thursday.
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.
I know you can’t wait.
So congratz.
You are a 1st fool of 2010.
April Fool in Advance
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This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat,
way cat, to cat, keep cat, an cat,
idiot cat, busy cat, for cat, 20 cat,
seconds cat!…
Now read it without cat.
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Read each word Reversely:
A SUOMAF ROTCOD DLOT EM TAHT
YLNO LATNEM STNEITAP EVAH EHT
TNELAT OT DAER SMS NEVENEHW
STI NETTIRW YLESREVER.
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When things go wrong
When sadness fills your heart
when tears flow in your eyes
Always remember 3 things
1) I am with you
2) You have money
3) Bar is open, lets go.
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Fact 1: You cannot touch your
lower lip with your tounge…
Fact 2: After reading this.
99/100 idiots would try it.
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If today any 1 talks and paises you for
your
1) Good Looks
2) Nature
3) Style
4) Attitude,
Kick them off.
How dare they fool you
before april 1st.
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Always keep your lovers photo in your
purse.
When ever you are in trouble see the photo.
You will feel that no other problem is
bigger than this.
I
I L
I Lo
I Lov
I Love
I Love You..
I Love You the most.
I Love you the best.
I love you a lot..
Bcoz MENAKA GANDHI said”
people should LOVE animals.
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If ever in your life you are very sad
and feel that you have lost everything,
I’ll come hold your hand, take you for walk
on bridge and show you where to jump from.
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Feeling bored?
Wondering, what to do?
open the Zip…
Enter your hand in between the zip..
take out your…
book from your bad and study…
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we’ve known each other for quite a while
now,
do you think we can be more than friends?
Coz I like you very much. will you be my
partner to rob a bank?
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when you feel sad, to cheer up just
go to the mirror and say,
“damn I am really so cute”.
you will overcome your sadness.
But don’t make it a habit.
Coz liars go to hell.
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Santa got into a bus on 1st April
when conductor asked for the ticket.
He gave Rs.10/- and took the ticket
and said April foo.
I have the pass.
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So Sweet is your SMILE???
So Sweet is your Style???
So Sweet is your VOICE???
So Sweet is your EYE???
See….how sweetly I LIE.
Happy April Fool Day!
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A day will come when the world
will celebrate your name,
your fame,
your personality and
your Views.
But April Fool comes once in a
year and that your day.:)
A – U r Attractive
B – U r Best
C – U r Cute
D – U r Dear to Me
E – U r Excellent
F – U r Funny]
G – U r Good Looking
H – hehehe
I – I’m Joking
Happy April Fool Day!
31st March or April 1st
Fool is Fool, doesn’t matter.
Wishing very happy, prosperous
and joyful Foolday
to the King of Fools…:)
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Is kadar hum aapko chahte hai ki
duniya wale dekh ke jal jate hai,
yu toh hum sabhi ko ULLU banate hai,
lekin aap thoda jaldi ban jaate hai..
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When are you going to marry me?
I cant live without you.
I love you dear,
Marry me within this month
otherwise I will die.
See how Aishwarya Rai messaged
me! Silly Girl..
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Hoton se choo liya,
Ehssas ab tak hai,
Ankhen Nam hai, Aur sanso mein
Aag ab tak hain…
Aur kyo na ho…
Khayi bhi to ‘HARI Mirchi…’hai.
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Your Girlfriend is:
Smart.
Intelligent.
Sweet.
Talented.
Excellent.
Romantic.
In short she is your S.I.S.T.E.R.
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Today, Tomorrow and forever
there will be one heart
that would always beat for you.
You know Whose???
Your Own Stupid!!!
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Hey get ready, my marriage is fixed.
Its on 1st April. Surprised?
Stupid, 1st April is April fool, and
you are the 1st person whom I fooled..
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If people says you are crazy,
be patiend.
If they say you are monkey, relax.
If they say you are stupid, be cool
but if they say you are smart,
Thapad maar saale ko........
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The time since I have met you,
I have realized that a friend
like you is worth million dollars…
So, if you dont mind…
Can I sell You?
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Hey you know which day is the best
day to propose a girl…
April 1st. You know why??
If she accepts, its your luck
otherwise just tell April FOOOOLL.
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You will be a ROSE for all TREES
You will be a Smile for all FACES
You will be WATER FALLS for all HILLS and
You will be a BROTHER for all CUTE GIRLS.
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